Leaving the sweltering heat outside, I entered the mall with the focused intention of withdrawing cash for an imminent trip. But as soon as I had walked past the security frisking to the central area, I was disoriented. For a moment I could not remember where I had arrived. Was I in a time and space warp?

Firstly, I wondered why were there so many people. This was a weekday afternoon! Was today a holiday of some kind and I had forgotten to close the office? Since the children have begun their work life, they don’t tire of telling me that for someone who is the boss of her time, I work too much. My explanation that I love what I do does not impress them. I wondered now if I become so accustomed to working that I had forgotten what day it was. The idea that I might be turning into my workaholic husband filled me with horror. It has been bad enough to realize that as I am growing older, I am becoming many of the people I had vowed (as a younger person) never to become.

The other thing that disoriented me was the way people were dressed. Sure, I had come to the mall after a very long time. With the closets overflowing with clothes I neither use nor need, I have been trying to avoid being in places where clothes call out my name. Going to the mall for lunch, dinner, or a movie, has become as streamlined as a surgical strike. Then like one of Gandhi’s monkeys, I see no evil. This time I had no such armour. What I saw stopped me in my tracks. When did we stop dressing in clothes that are neither weather, body, function, or culture, appropriate? I am wondering if the Delhi society just comprises fashion slaves. The co-ord suit – where the top and bottom are made of the same print – looks like a night suit. Sorry ladies, it does. And many of the oh-so-modern tops seemed to have strayed out of a lingerie shoot. Or has a Superman fashion come into town making wearing the inner garments outside a fashion statement? Before the brave call out that epithet called ‘generation gap’ (a polite way of telling you that you are now dated), I would like to mention many attires that made me cringe were worn by contemporaries!

Next time I shall withdraw money at the bank.